Thursday, 10 March 2016

Dear Gladys - 3 (I am running out of pre written stuff. I may soon have to compose anew)

Dear Gladys

A monthly advice column

Dear Gladys, I am of a naturally sour and taciturn disposition and to my certain knowledge the last time I smiled was during the winter of 1947. Have you any advice to give me which might make it easier to find friends? Loner of Dummer.

Dear Loner of Dummer, while I think that your nature is now too settled to be altered in any way, might I suggest that you join the locomotive department of the Mid Hants Railway where you will at least find yourself feeling quite at home.



Dear Gladys, I enjoy being shouted at and having my faults pointed out in no uncertain terms. As I am extremely ugly and poor, I am unlikely to marry and so to have a wife to carry out these duties. Can you suggest another way in which I can be corrected in a terse and unambiguous manner? Nomates of Four Marks.


Dear Nomates of Four Marks, You could try joining the Mid Hants Railway and turning up for Platform Duty in white trainers and a Hi-Vis anorak when Stewart Legg is about.





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